Nuggets of gold in 140 characters or less.
How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies
people keep telling me jesus died for my sims but I dont even play the sims???
I am the worst person you will ever get involved with and you will come back for more
sorry for replying in 0.2 seconds haha its not like i was waiting hahaha
fucking best bit
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