Ducklings have great brakes.
- dog: *barks*
- me: chill
- me: but it's 2 AM
- stomach: did i fucking stutter
me as a parent
As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.
Well this looks fucking brilliant if you ask me
"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"
I actually really like it when a girl is protective and possessive over me, when she claims me and gets jealous over me. When she’s not scared to put me in my place whenever I need to be put and tells me about the shit she doesn’t like me doing. I dig that shit
I’m really afraid to feel happy because it never lasts.
if i annoy you please tell me and i’ll leave you alone bc nothing sucks more than being unsure of whether someone enjoys your company or not
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